CoNgr@Tu1@T!ON$ W!11 & K8

Thanks for the day off.

Hot shot???

If Shaggy insisted on naming his album after a pizza then surely it'd of been more fitting to call it "Seafood special"

The metaphor lies within the fact that fish has no business sitting atop a pizza, Just as Shaggy's brand of light hearted reggae tinged Rn'B has no business being played on any cd player.

Happy Easer!

Wouldn't it be mint if they did the big easter eggs full of caramel?

No it wouldn't. It'd be absolutely ridiculous. Each bite would be far more hassle than it was worth.

JT & The factory

Apparently Justin Timberlake caused a bit of a stir after buying a factory and changing the staff's working hours to 9-5.

The controversial move has resulted in strike action and there's growing pressure on him to bring Flexi back.

The pot noodle went for £0.99

The seller still hasn't replied. It's looking increasingly likely that we'll never know her motives.

Did she think it'd of matured in the same way wine does? Was she taking the piss?

We'll probably never know.

A 17 year old Pot Noodle

It'll be interesting to see how much this fetches.....




I've just e-mailed the seller to try and get a better understanding of why this has happened.

Brain Teaser

All you have to do is find £15 worth of value from the following list

Example
Feeder
Chipmunk
Fun Lovin' Criminals
Wretch 32
Neville Staple
Wolf Gang
DotJR
Jon Fratelli
Young Rebel Set
The Chapman Family
Cattle & Cane
We Are The Ocean
Trash Talk
Deaf Havana
Francesqa
Revoker
Hawk Eyes
Hey Alaska

This years Middlesbrough Musi....sorry "Intro" festival looks set to be about as successful as a rinse and return condom scheme.

I hope nobody turns up.

Uniform dating?

I haven't quite reached the lows of having to seriously consider online dating yet but i was intrigued by the advert for the "uniform dating" website.

It focuses on the appeal of a man/woman in uniform but in doing so is quite vague and leaves plenty of scope for disappointment.

Loads of people wear uniform.......


Lollipop ladies......cleaners..... bin men.... staff from Greggs.

Mrs Brown's Boys

What a truly awful programme.

No matter what mistakes I make in my time on earth. At least I can rest safe in the knowledge that I will never be capable of sullying the Brown family name in such grotesque fashion.

BBC hang your head in shame.