Proudly displaying another Twitter screenshot like a mounted Deer's head in my log cabin of shit craic.....

Late night exchange with Dane Bowers



Last celeb rise of 2011. Seriously going to try cut down in the new year.

Months back I was presented with a challenge....



"Michael, you need to vote which one you'd prefer for the Christmas night out"

Decisions, decisions ey?

It's alarming how P!nk seems to have become a staple of the tribute scene. Largely due to the fact that she's dog shit.

Likewise Katy Perry. It was only last week we had Katy Kerry play Normanby. I couldn't justify the £3.50 entrance fee so I can only speculate on how tragic that was.

Needless to say I didn't attend the Christmas "do"

An irritating Christmas tie

This tie proper pisses me off.

Besides being generally gaudy, there's a whole host of issues that make no sense.

Why does Father Christmas have to be playing golf?

Why Is his caddy half man, half Reindeer?

If the ball is in the air, what is the white sheet that it's smashing into? A peice of floating ice?

The tie lights up and plays a jingle when you press the button. But the light is just a plain red dot. Understandable if it was on the end of the Reindeer bloke's nose but it's just slap bang in the middle of the tie and therefore totally irrelevant.