While he's fresh in the mind...
In the song "Freakin' it" Will Smith makes a ridiculous claim with regards to a popular board game....
"So many awards i could start a Grammy chess board"
So why doesn't he?
Probably because he only has 4 Grammys and there are 32 peices on a chess board.
He could perhaps use other awards and provide a key showing what peice each award equates to but it all seems a bit much for a game of chess.
It's nothing more than an idle threat. The song has been out over a decade. If he was serious, he'd of done it by now.
He might as well be saying Yo Yo Yo i'm going to make a wallet out of my scrotum.
No you're not Will.
Monday, 13 December 2010
Sunday, 12 December 2010
Never Before Has An Extra From A Will Smith Video Been So Right
Jack Frost has indeed lost his mind.
But sadly he's not the only one. There were some bizarre scenes on saturday as a neighbourhood dig unfolded.
It had got to that point on a saturday where i'd just about got my bearings, had breakfast, and then been forced to ponder my next move after becoming incensed at my brother's channel hopping. (This seems to always end in him putting soccer AM on, me protesting that it's total shit and him agreeing but for some reason not changing the channel) Routinely at this point i stand up, stretch out at the window, let out a groan and gaze at the world outside. Only this time instead of the usual calm there was frantic digging and people walking about with pickaxes.
What i found particularly baffling was that the ice had started to thaw out and was now only causing a minor inconvenience. Why waste time on a saturday clearing it for minimal benefit?
Days earlier i'd been dug out by two old men. That's not a euphemism, my car had become stuck in deep snow and the only movement it could manage was a sort of jerking up and down. A bit like one of those shit flight simulators (shite simulators) from the early 90's. Anyway i sort of owed these guys one now and the moment i made eye contact and waved it was game over. It'd be shameful not to help out now however pointless i deemed the excercise.
What followed was an hour of digging and the creation of 3 giant speed bumps. A real triumph for a hard core do-gooder but the big bumps in the road probably make it worse for cars now.
That said it was nice to see the community spirit and if nothing else i enjoyed hacking the road to peices with the pickaxe.
But sadly he's not the only one. There were some bizarre scenes on saturday as a neighbourhood dig unfolded.
It had got to that point on a saturday where i'd just about got my bearings, had breakfast, and then been forced to ponder my next move after becoming incensed at my brother's channel hopping. (This seems to always end in him putting soccer AM on, me protesting that it's total shit and him agreeing but for some reason not changing the channel) Routinely at this point i stand up, stretch out at the window, let out a groan and gaze at the world outside. Only this time instead of the usual calm there was frantic digging and people walking about with pickaxes.
What i found particularly baffling was that the ice had started to thaw out and was now only causing a minor inconvenience. Why waste time on a saturday clearing it for minimal benefit?
Days earlier i'd been dug out by two old men. That's not a euphemism, my car had become stuck in deep snow and the only movement it could manage was a sort of jerking up and down. A bit like one of those shit flight simulators (shite simulators) from the early 90's. Anyway i sort of owed these guys one now and the moment i made eye contact and waved it was game over. It'd be shameful not to help out now however pointless i deemed the excercise.
What followed was an hour of digging and the creation of 3 giant speed bumps. A real triumph for a hard core do-gooder but the big bumps in the road probably make it worse for cars now.
That said it was nice to see the community spirit and if nothing else i enjoyed hacking the road to peices with the pickaxe.
Saturday, 11 December 2010
Craic at work
Never let it be said that you can't have a laugh in the workplace.
HAHAHA!!!!!!!
totally bonkers eh?
And that's not to mention the e-mails.
You'll piss yourself when you see the picture of Mr Bean as a baby.
HAHAHA!!!!!!!
totally bonkers eh?
And that's not to mention the e-mails.
You'll piss yourself when you see the picture of Mr Bean as a baby.
Monday, 6 December 2010
This Year's Mustn't Have DVD's
Danny Dyer's Football Foul Ups - Clips you've seen a million times before only now with the inconvenience of having to listen to horrendous cockney drivel in the background courtesy of Danny Dire. It's rated PG so expect to hear the word Mug at least 400 times.
Avatar 3D - Mate it's like they're right there in your living room. It'll blow you away mate! - Thing is, i don't want a bunch of blue wankers anywhere near my living room. I'd sooner blow myself away.
Whatever Jethro/Chubby Brown tosh has been released - Garbage
Avatar 3D - Mate it's like they're right there in your living room. It'll blow you away mate! - Thing is, i don't want a bunch of blue wankers anywhere near my living room. I'd sooner blow myself away.
Whatever Jethro/Chubby Brown tosh has been released - Garbage
Saturday, 4 December 2010
Thursday, 2 December 2010
It's nearly here!
ooooohhhhh!!! Now i know it's nearly christmas!!!!
I've just seen THAT advert!!!!!
HO! HO! HO!
Yep, it appears that "Jethro" has released another shit DVD just in time for the festive season.
I've just seen THAT advert!!!!!
HO! HO! HO!
Yep, it appears that "Jethro" has released another shit DVD just in time for the festive season.
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
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