I've found my old blogs from 2008, 2009 and posted them on here backdated. There's been a few problems with font sizes, pictures n shit so i'm gonna get round to sorting that.
Not that anyone will be reading this but y'know.
Oh and while i'm here, i mentioned in an earlier blog that i came on to write about something then forgot what it was, well it was the tv quizshow "Eggheads"
I like the show but my main issues were
* What's happened to Kevin?
* Why is CJ such a massive bell end
* And why can't anyone answer a fucking question straight off the bat without going through the process of elimination like a droning bore?
Wednesday 21 April 2010
Sunday 11 April 2010
Shake on it
I can understand shaking hands with someone i know. And in the unlikely event that i'd sealed some kind of significant business deal...again i could see how a handshake would be appropriate. But when you've ended up in a shit nightclub and some prick feels the need to come up and try force you into shaking hands it all gets rather baffling.
I will always refuse this embrace and people think it makes me the dick but that's not the case. It happens almost every time i go out. As far as i know i'm not a celebrity, not even Z list. Even if i was, why do you need to touch me?
By all means enjoy your "messy night out" with "the laaads" But please fuck off and leave me alone. You massive anus.
I will always refuse this embrace and people think it makes me the dick but that's not the case. It happens almost every time i go out. As far as i know i'm not a celebrity, not even Z list. Even if i was, why do you need to touch me?
By all means enjoy your "messy night out" with "the laaads" But please fuck off and leave me alone. You massive anus.
Wednesday 7 April 2010
Freestyle
I'd come on here to write about something specific but can't remember what it was now. It was probably something that's annoyed me or something like that, it'll come to me later.
So now i'm just typing.....
....A freestyle blog....
....and eating "pick n' mix" Not that i picked nor mixed any of it. It's one of those bags of Rowntrees. The "tooty frooties" aren't really doing it for me however.
There appears to be a game on the back of the packet. Get this.....
More chewy challenges from Rowntrees
1. Player one thinks of a stupid funny phrase, something like "smelly socks!"
2. The other players then ask any questions they want but player one must answer with the funny phrase, without laughing!
3. The person who can answer the most questions without laughing gets a Rowntree's sweet of their choice!
Dear oh dear. Mankind has lost the plot.
I'm starting to regret buying those....
...and indeed blogging "freestyle"
Farewell.
So now i'm just typing.....
....A freestyle blog....
....and eating "pick n' mix" Not that i picked nor mixed any of it. It's one of those bags of Rowntrees. The "tooty frooties" aren't really doing it for me however.
There appears to be a game on the back of the packet. Get this.....
More chewy challenges from Rowntrees
1. Player one thinks of a stupid funny phrase, something like "smelly socks!"
2. The other players then ask any questions they want but player one must answer with the funny phrase, without laughing!
3. The person who can answer the most questions without laughing gets a Rowntree's sweet of their choice!
Dear oh dear. Mankind has lost the plot.
I'm starting to regret buying those....
...and indeed blogging "freestyle"
Farewell.
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