I can understand shaking hands with someone i know. And in the unlikely event that i'd sealed some kind of significant business deal...again i could see how a handshake would be appropriate. But when you've ended up in a shit nightclub and some prick feels the need to come up and try force you into shaking hands it all gets rather baffling.
I will always refuse this embrace and people think it makes me the dick but that's not the case. It happens almost every time i go out. As far as i know i'm not a celebrity, not even Z list. Even if i was, why do you need to touch me?
By all means enjoy your "messy night out" with "the laaads" But please fuck off and leave me alone. You massive anus.
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