Monday 10 October 2011

Maybe i don't go to enough parties...

On my last 2 visits to ASDA I've been served by the same woman. And each time she's asked "are we having a party?"

Besides the initial irritation at the use of the word "we" suggesting that myself and her would be interacting beyond the stage of tedious checkout banter, I aslo found it strange that she would ask such a question on account of the items i'd bought.

On the first occasion I'd bought a case of own brand lager, a baguette and 2 Pot Noodles.

The second time I had 12 Cans of Beck's, some V05 wax and a packet of Spaghetti.

How on earth could I host a succesful party with those items? Who would possibly come?

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