Q: What do they call that wrestler who's a hypochondriac?
A: The Ultimate Worrier
Sunday, 1 April 2012
Friday, 23 March 2012
Sugs
Captured another lookalike the other week at Sunderland Dogs.
Alan Sugar no less.
We even got him to say "You're fired"
Good sport.
Alan Sugar no less.
We even got him to say "You're fired"
Good sport.
TFI Friday
Yes, I buzz off the end of the working week.
So I can waste time from the comfort of my own home.
So I can waste time from the comfort of my own home.
Tuesday, 14 February 2012
Valentine's Day
Taking "our lass" to Nando's tonight.
There's nothing more Romantic than feeling obliged to take your bird out just because everyone else is.
Can't believe the Pandora "charms" craic is still going strong.
It's quite ironic really because more often than not the lads buying them as gifts are the most charmless people you could meet.
There's nothing more Romantic than feeling obliged to take your bird out just because everyone else is.
Can't believe the Pandora "charms" craic is still going strong.
It's quite ironic really because more often than not the lads buying them as gifts are the most charmless people you could meet.
Sunday, 15 January 2012
Thursday, 12 January 2012
I got 99 problems but the wallpaper in my living room ain't one
A taste of my own medicine I suppose.
I was bored waiting for the Palace V Cardiff match to start and decided to have a pop at Gary Neville to pass the time.
As the game kicked off I put my phone to one side and thought no more of it.
Such was the poor quality of the match I ended up falling asleep. When I awoke it was half time and I reverted back to Twitter to kill time before the restart.
I was agog when logging in to find I had 30+ @mentions. What could of happened?
It turned out Gary Neville had retweeted my jibe. For a split second I thought it was decent craic of him to acknowledge it as "banter"
Ever the cynic, I soon changed my stance as it became obvious he just wanted his followers to wade in and back him up. It had mixed success......
MattSellick9 clearly doesn't know me very well. A 25 year old man who still shares a room with his brother has better things to be embarassed about besides the Wallpaper in his living room. Especially since I had no input into the decorating.
And the witty DanMoorse Pointing out that I look like a bellend in "that hat" Isn't telling me anything I didn't already know. I look like a bellend no matter what I'm doing.
Well, GNev won in the end. I couldn't handle the limelight and shut down my Twitter account as a result. The alternative was to respond to all the abuse and in turn get more back. What's the point? Couldn't be arsed with all the notifications.
I've got a new profile now but trying to knock the celeb bashing on the head.
#THECHASEISBETTERTHANTHECATCH
I was bored waiting for the Palace V Cardiff match to start and decided to have a pop at Gary Neville to pass the time.
As the game kicked off I put my phone to one side and thought no more of it.
Such was the poor quality of the match I ended up falling asleep. When I awoke it was half time and I reverted back to Twitter to kill time before the restart.
I was agog when logging in to find I had 30+ @mentions. What could of happened?
It turned out Gary Neville had retweeted my jibe. For a split second I thought it was decent craic of him to acknowledge it as "banter"
Ever the cynic, I soon changed my stance as it became obvious he just wanted his followers to wade in and back him up. It had mixed success......
MattSellick9 clearly doesn't know me very well. A 25 year old man who still shares a room with his brother has better things to be embarassed about besides the Wallpaper in his living room. Especially since I had no input into the decorating.
And the witty DanMoorse Pointing out that I look like a bellend in "that hat" Isn't telling me anything I didn't already know. I look like a bellend no matter what I'm doing.
Well, GNev won in the end. I couldn't handle the limelight and shut down my Twitter account as a result. The alternative was to respond to all the abuse and in turn get more back. What's the point? Couldn't be arsed with all the notifications.
I've got a new profile now but trying to knock the celeb bashing on the head.
#THECHASEISBETTERTHANTHECATCH
Monday, 9 January 2012
Looking back, there was nothing remotely enjoyable about the Conquest's "Flaming Burger challenge"
It's far more challenging trying to work out what the customer gets out of it.
It wasn't really that nice, cost just under a tenner and made me feel like a sack of shit.
To add insult to injury I was denied my place on the "Wall of flame" due to a fault with the camera.
Probably for the best really. Someone would of only drawn a cock on it.
It's far more challenging trying to work out what the customer gets out of it.
It wasn't really that nice, cost just under a tenner and made me feel like a sack of shit.
To add insult to injury I was denied my place on the "Wall of flame" due to a fault with the camera.
Probably for the best really. Someone would of only drawn a cock on it.
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