Open your arse

For the last few days I've had Cliff Richard's (i'm deliberately missing out "Sir" as not to give him the satisfaction) Saviour's day stuck in my head.
To compound matters i'm replacing the word eyes with the word arse. So in my head the song now goes "Open your arse on saviour's day" etc

I'm not sure if this improves the situation or if i even find it amusing but that's irrelevant because it's happening in my head and surely that's not my fault. I'm accepting it in the same way i accept that we have no control over our dreams. Nor but mate sub consciously.....

I just hope it stops soon.