The second headline cracked me up.



The gazette has got to be the most depressing newspaper ever. The only saving grace is every now and then you get a crackers headline.

Need to try remember to save more cuttings. There's some absolutely crackers goings on, on Teesside.

Best headline i've ever seen in there was "Life for the 'kebab' killer who stabbed his best friend through the heart" - a story about a pizza shop worker who killed his best friend after believing a talking kebab was taunting him for being raped. Priceless.

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/2008/02/14/life-for-the-kebab-killer-who-stabbed-his-best-friend-through-the-heart-84229-20475236/