A worrying MSN conversation

Found this that i saved from a few weeks ago.

It's a conversation between myself and 2 friends on MSN. I don't know why i kept this particular one because they happen all the time.

It's pretty shit craic really but it cracked me up.........


Kev says:
alright guys
wanna do somthing?

Michael Brown - says:
now then gaylords
im playing footy
and im skint

Kev says:
ahhhh
fuck it then

Michael Brown - says:
haha

Peter says:
hahaha

Kev says:
fucking shite

Peter says:
shitey shite

Kev says:
hey its shitsville isnt it

Peter says:
yeah it is like
USA

Kev says:
shite oclock

Peter says:
shite in basket
a basket

Kev says:
shite in ya shampoo

Peter says:
haha
theatre of shite

Kev says:
need a shite? go to the bogs mate
shite mice

Peter says:
cant, someones had a shit3e

Michael Brown - says:
shite in a bun

Kev says:
shit in your undies
undies in your shit

Peter says:
Shitty undies that have shite on

Kev says:
shite on ya bike

Peter says:
shite-ing on the freeway

Kev says:
shit in the shite
shite in the teapot

Peter says:
sprayshite

Kev says:
half of a coconut full of shite
shits himself

Peter says:
shats its knickers

Kev says:
shite on mars

Peter says:
Shitecael Barrymore

Kev says:
fishing for shit

Peter says:
Shite0ing for soup
$hite

Kev says:
shit in the biscuit tin

Peter says:
biscuits in the shit tin

Kev says:
cack on ya creamcake
cacking down the banister

Michael Brown - says:
cornflakes covered in cack

Peter says:
I dont want a shit, DJ

Kev says:
dogshit on the beach

Michael Brown - says:
life is a rollercoaster
full of shit

Peter says:
shite
shite 2

Michael Brown - says:
don't worry, his bark is worse than his shite

Peter says:
Shite: The SHITENING

Michael Brown - says:
shitesize peices

Peter says:
Burns road fish and shit shop

Kev says:
welll im glad we had this chat lads

Peter says:
so am i
i would like to bring something new to the table

Michael Brown - says:
i've got more to get off my chest

Peter says:
and its this:

Michael Brown - says:
more shite that is

Peter says:
Titsco

Michael Brown - says:
Testesco

Kev says:
arseda

Peter says:
Morrisonshites

Michael Brown - says:
co-pre-op tranny

Peter says:
Gaytrose

Kev says:
Lidl dick up ya arse

Michael Brown - says:
gaynsburys

Peter says:
ARSEDI

Michael Brown - says:
Bummerfield

Peter says:
The Stapylton Arse

Michael Brown - says:
The Woodmans Arse

Kev says:
the normarsedy

Peter says:
The Gormless Cunthead

Michael Brown - says:
The bi-ger

Peter says:
The Cleveland Gay

Michael Brown - says:
the arselands

Peter says:
Isuck Wilson's (dick)

Kev says:
Tony and Dawns

Peter says:
haha#
Keiths

Kev says:
haha

Michael Brown - says:
Keith's
Keith's

Kev says:
Keith's

Peter says:
kheeky keith

Michael Brown - says:
Quiche

Peter says:
quichey tenner

Kev says:
hahah

Michael Brown - says:
tenner bag....
..of shit

Peter says:
of shite

Kev says:
20 bag

Peter says:
of shite?

Kev says:
yeah

Michael Brown - says:
of what?

Peter says:
grilled green peanuts

Kev says:
shite mate

Peter says:
grilled green penis

Michael Brown - says:
jalopenis

Peter says:
grilled green arselands

Michael Brown - says:
jalopeados

Kev says:
arse salad

Peter says:
footlong

Kev says:
fanny salad

Michael Brown - says:
grilled green arsehole

Kev says:
can i have a wipe your arse salad please

Peter says:
with cunny juice dressing?

Kev says:
nah

Peter says:
biwankos
biannefrankos

Michael Brown - says:
burns road fishy fanny

Peter says:
londpiss

Michael Brown - says:
or burns road fishy......
....fanny

Peter says:
or burns road fishy

Kev says:
Bums road

Peter says:
ste jones

Michael Brown - says:
Normanby fishy

Peter says:
STEJONESCHIPSSHOP

Kev says:
you get a backpack with every fish

Michael Brown - says:
battered fish and battered chips and battered steve jones

Peter says:
haha
pizza shop
pizza's shop

Kev says:
Pizza and chips

Michael Brown - says:
London Pizza that mate
Big ben pizza

Peter says:
yeah and boro pizza

Michael Brown - says:
London bus pizza

Kev says:
i like very hot with my pizza

Peter says:
boro taxis pizza

Michael Brown - says:
spacker bus pizza please mate

Peter says:
yeah like cheese, tomato and very hot

Peter says:
hahah christ

Kev says:
can i have a cock end pizza please love

Michael Brown - says:
knob cheesy chips to go.....
...up my arse

Peter says:
kebab and chips please

Michael Brown - says:
fries to go....
...on my head

Peter says:
up ozzy's arse

Kev says:
ha

Peter says:
BRADLEY!!

Kev says:
BRADLEY!!!
YOU TITHEAD!!!!!

Michael Brown - says:
Archie gets the Vic

Peter says:
archie shot vic
but who is vic?

Peter says:
no he shot a bloke called Vic
hahaha

Kev says:
Archies down the vic

Peter says:
thats corra mate

Kev says:
haha
is this normal

Peter says:
hahah
i dont think it is to be honest

Kev says:
my heads fucked u[
up

Michael Brown - says:
should we cease?

Kev says:
arsebandits
arse down the drain

Peter says:
arse town train?

Kev says:
the man with the golden bun

Peter says:
grand theft arsehole

Kev says:
asss potatoe
asss to meet you

Michael Brown - says:
mushy penises
arsehole bake please Greggs

Peter says:
With the lights out
Arses arses
Here we are now
arses arses

Kev says:
the man with the iron dick

Michael Brown - says:
Arse lattice please mate
cod and chips twice please mate
cod and chips twice please mate
cod and chips twice please mate

Peter says:
cod and chips twice please mate

Kev says:
mate can i have a can of tango mate

Michael Brown - says:
it takes 2 to watch Tango & Cash

Peter says:
hahaha

Michael Brown - says:
no tango

Peter says:
ill have fanta instead

Michael Brown - says:
sorry son

Kev says:
dr pepper then mate

Michael Brown - says:
Vimto please mate

Peter says:
ill have tango then

Michael Brown - says:
we only have dr oetker

Kev says:
hah

Peter says:
ive got an appointment to see him

Michael Brown - says:
what about?

Peter says:
shoving a pizza up my ass

Michael Brown - says:
i went to the Doctors last week and said "look i can't stop finering myself"
the doctor said "here take two of these"
and handed me 2 dildos

Peter says:
im going now
that was too far

Michael Brown - says:
fingering*
ere mate
Nana's tits

Peter says:
hahah
somehow makes it all better
everything that is

Kev says:
hahahahah
jesus