Check it out

I've just came on quick before bed to moan about ASDA's self serve checkouts.

Fucking garbage.

The amount of cranks you see who can't even scan a barcode is ridiculous. It's a common sight to see some slack jawed shithead spinning a loaf of bread round for ages before then giving in and asking for assistance.

The fastlane? You're joking. More like the lane of imbeciles who need to get a grip.

The voice activated slag's craic isn't much better.

I've gone round the supermarket carefully selecting what goes in my trolley yet when i scan an item and put it in the bag. The voice starts giving it "unexpected item in the bagging area" Fuck off. There's nothing unexpected about it. I put it there. I knew it was in the trolley. I saw what it was when i scanned it. Fair enough if i looked in the bag and saw a dildo or a Black Eyed Peas CD. Then yea, That'd be unexpected. But don't for a second tell me you didn't expect me to put that pot noodle multipack in.

I've got shit about the coinstar as well but i'll save that for later.