Often i daydream and think wouldn't it be class to write an episode of Eastenders where someone goes mental and does something absolutely crackers?
Like Billy Mitchell setting up a harness that spins round in the Queen Vic then stripping naked, fastening himself in and proceeding to defacate on the entire cast for a full 2 minutes. After which they start to bottle him, then cut him down, kick him to death and toss his corpse out into the square.
Sadly though my visions will never make it onto your screens but tonight the next best thing happened.
I'll probably post a youtube link when someone uploads the clip but basically Phil Mitchell calls someone a stupid fat cow then runs home and punches his son (who's about 10 years old) full force in the face.
Genius.
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