I really wish people would stop banging on about Avatar. It was released fucking ages ago yet still we see twatty blue creatures all over bus stops etc. Go see the film, buy the DVD, don't forget the Blu Ray version. Surely there's no other format left. They'll find something though.
Of all the things i've been told i've just got to do, (get a parmo, go to the Magpie for fish n' chips, swim with Dolphins, meet Nelson Mandela, etc) watching Avatar has started to fuck me off the most. It doesn't even look good. Even if it did, the way people crow about it would probably make me not want to see it anyway. But that's irrelevant because it looks truly shit.
An IT nerd insisted that it's "amazing" and to back this up recalled a certain point in the film where some flies were swarming about and "it felt like they were right in my face, i was trying to swat them away" I could of replied by saying "i know the feeling" but instead just looked at him and went "mmm". I'm not sure about anyone else but i find the idea of swatting flies away a bit of a chore so this doesn't really appeal. And for the same reason i wouldn't want to watch "Old Peoples Home The Movie" in 3D and feel obliged to wipe faeces off 3D anuses.
3D isn't even a new concept so i don't get the sudden buzz over everything being in 3D. I feel like a wanker wearing standard glasses so the last thing i'd want is to be wearing a cardboard pair every time i fancy seeing a good film. Which Avatar isn't.
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