Some shit gags

I've got this pipe dream of one day writing a comedy series. Over the years i've scribbled down a load of ideas and now i've finally decided i'm gonna get round to peicing them together. It's the one thing i feel capable of. And i suddenly feel inspired and motivated to at least have a go. So i'm gonna focus on that in my spare time. If James Corden can do it anyone can.

Among the notes i found a worrying peice of paper which reads like the worst stand up routine known to man. I was just writing deliberate shit jokes for use in a particular scene where someone tells a bad joke. It's hard to explain but the following are no reflection on what i hope my work will turn out like....

* I saw that John Wayne film where he eats a bowl of Tagliatelle. I don't usually watch spaghetti westerns.

*I can't watch ET without reaching for the tissues. I've got a thing for Aliens see.

*I was working in a factory making throat sweets. I was late in one time and the boss went fucking menthol.

*Bigfoot threw me out of his taxi the other day. I kept on asking "are we there yeti?"

*He later quit the taxis, said he was fed up of people talking behind his back.

*I got into an argument with a Quiche. It was giving it the big flan routine.

*I went to the gym with a couple of evil spirits. I was just excercising my demons.

So yea.