I've long been baffled by the shit Right Said Fred song "I'm too sexy"
It basically consists of Richard Fairbrass reeling off a list of things he deems himself to be too sexy for. This includes his car, his hat and various cities.
The song fails however to provide us with details of the consequences he faces as a result of being too sexy.
Does he have to get the bus everywhere? Or did he just get a new car? Also what criteria does he use in working out an appropriate sexiness to car ownership ratio. Maybe i'm too sexy for my car and i've been driving it for months unaware. That's unlikely though. I'm probably not sexy enough for it.
He's probably too sexy to ever explain and so we'll never know.
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